As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Girls should come with a carfax report
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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