I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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