I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
