Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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