I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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