It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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