So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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