Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
where does the pee come out of this thing
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The power of my boobs compel you
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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