Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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