I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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