Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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