I wish I could punch you in the face.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
two words...techno handjob
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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