Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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