She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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