why didn't you poke me back
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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