you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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