no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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