If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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