Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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