We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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