similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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