the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
ok first of all what the fuck
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