Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this just has baby written all over it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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