at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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