Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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