We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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