So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
