You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
