i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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