You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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