Me too!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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