What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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