i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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