ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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