carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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