Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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