Is it normal to miss your booty call?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He has the fingertips of a God
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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