My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My feet surprised me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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