You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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