It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
