we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
