I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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