So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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