So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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