Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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