youre lurking in front of me
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm always down for nudity.
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