Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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