I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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