I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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