yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Let's get the cat blown out
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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