do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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