school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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