just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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